1 I haven’t called my friend back.

2 I accidentally put a bubble-wrap envelope in the recycling bin and someone once told me that if you do that, it ruins the entire process.

3 I have therefore unwittingly contributed to hastening the end of the planet.

4 I watch too much television…

5 …but still haven’t read War and Peace.

6 I really want to go on holiday, but this is a #firstworldproblem and I probably don’t check my privilege enough.

7 My privilege.

8 That thing I said one time to a colleague and it bothers me…